The B-Team: Aftermath Adventures: The Nega-Birdman Saga: Misadventures on Necromorph: Part 1 of 4

The B-Team: Aftermath Adventures: The Nega-Birdman Saga: Misadventures on Necromorph: Part 1 of 4 #001 is an issue with The B-Team series, Aftermath Adventures. It's the first issue within Aftermath Adventures, as well as the first issue in The Nega-Birdman Saga, showing us what happened 6 years later after The B-Team: X. In the issue, Birdman, Invader Dan, Master Hacker and Death Sonic are the only B-Team members to appear in the issue including new characters such as Birdman's clone, Nega-Birdman and Smiley. Some parts were added due to holes in the story, so some parts won't be in the FaceBook comment version. (The following you are about to read is this issue in Ver. 2.0. To see the original, please comment on the bottom)

Story

Chapter 1: Return of The B-Team

One day, Invader Dan was drinking some Irken soda while going to the Computer Room.

He sighed. It was 6 years ago since the last Earth threat. He entered the Computer Room. It had been 6 years since anyone entered this room, but he knew from experience that a threat can come from anywhere. He turned on the dusty computer monitor. The old news feed came up. Dan noticed he had a message from FaceBook. He logged on, but the computer was lagging. "Son of a-- calm down, just wait,"

Just from behind, Birdman walked in. He yawned.

Birdman sees Dan in the chair. "What are you doing? There's been no threat to Earth since 6 years ago," he asked. "There may be a threat, we got a message! But this firetrucking computer is lagging!" he yelled. He dranked some of his Irken soda. A weird language pops up on the computer.

"Huh? I may be skilled in many different languages, but I have no idea what this says. You think Master Hacker will be able to decode this?" Dan asked Birdman.

Just then, Master Hacker walked into the room. He was looking at his iPhone when he looked up. "I heard my name. What do you guys need and..."

He saw the screen. "What in the name of Israphel is that!?" he asked. "I have no idea. It seems to be an alien species writing, but in all my travels, I've never seen this one before," said Dan. Dan tried to drink some more Irken soda, but there was none. "Great! I'm out of soda! I'll be back!" Dan marched out of the room to the cafeteria.

Master Hacker looks more closely at the language on the screen. "I've seen this before! It was carved into a wall underneath a mountain I was climbing. If I'm correct, this is the unitology language written, not spoken by the Necromorphs in the dead of space. It appears to be a distress signal. Yes, yes," explained. "Go get Dan. We need all of us on this. Prepare the ship to be boarded, we want them to think we're not here!" ordered Master Hacker. Dan came back in. "Onward to space!"

They boarded the ship. "Uh... what planet we going?" asked Dan. "We're going to the Necromorph planet in the dead of space sector. But we won't attack yet. Birdman, turn off the thrusters. Dan, shut down the coolent system. We're going to orbit around the planet and let them board us," ordered Master Hacker.

"Right," responded Dan. While turning off the thrusters, Birdman had an idea. "I'll just teleport us there," said Birdman, as they were teleported to the surface of Necromorph.

Chapter 2: Welcome to Necromorph

The team was teleported onto the planet by Birdman. "Dude, you teleported us to the surface of the planet... BEFORE WE GOT OUR SPACE SUITS!!!" yelled Dan.

"We're lucky my race can breathe in space for an extended period of time," explained Dan. "And Master Hacker is a cyborg or else we could have... Wait! Birdman, how are you breathing!?" asked Dan. "Birdman, why didn't you teleported any weapons? Me and Dan are the only ones with weapons! Ugh!" yelled Master Hacker.

"Dude, I worked with Star Fox, I can breathe! By the way, I don't need any weapons, I am the weapon!" exclaimed Birdman. "Do you realize that Necromorphs are the masters of close range combat! They can kill you before you even have a chance to recognize what they are! Now please tell me you brought the teleporter?" asked Master Hacker.

This set Birdman off. "I AM THE TELEPORTER!!!" yelled Birdman as he teleported away.

A few seconds later...

Birdman teleported back, badly damaged. "I killed... their leader!"

Birdman fainted and collapsed to the ground. "Dude, they don't have a leader, they're all just one hive under the control of the Marker. You most likely killed a Brute, or a tripod, or maybe a Ubermorph. Well, Ubermorphs, unlike no one, has ever survived an attack from them. So yeah, won't be that easy," said Dan. He picked up a stick and started poking the unconcious Birdman, trying to wake him up. Master Hacker sighs. "Why does Malex always directly disobeys orders? He will take about a day to heal. Gosh," said Master Hacker.

"Well, him killing, whatever he killed, will most likely alert them to our presence and anger them. Maybe whatever's left of the crashed U.S.G. Ishimura from several years ago will make a good base for our mission here," explained Dan.

So Dan and Master Hacker picked up Birdman and carried him to the Ishimura. "How long is this mission expected to last?" asked Dan. "I don't know. Hey, maybe the Ishimura has a computer. If it does, I can hack into it and locate where the distress signal came from. There's got to be more than Necromorphs!" explained Master Hacker.

"About the mission's lasting, we'll be here for a while unless Birdman here tries to get himself killed again!" yelled Master Hacker. Birdman heard Master Hacker's remark. He woked up, stood up and said "FYI, I am the leader!" yelled Birdman. He teleported themselves to the place he was earlier.

They teleported to a post-apocalypse city. "Welcome to Necromorph City, I believe?" asked Birdman. "Dude, they don't have a city," said Dan.

Dan went to Master Hacker's ear and whispered "So, he's gone rouge then," Master Hacker smiled.

They continued walking silently when Dan broke the silence. "Birdman, dude, this isn't even your mission, really. I got the message and Master Hacker is the one who knows the info. You, well, you really just came along," said Dan. Birdman got pissed and teleported away, flipping them off in the process.

"Fartsicles! How are we gonna find him now!?" asked Master Hacker. "I don't know, but I'm real sure to find him somewhere sooner or later," said Dan. He sighed. "Well, let's go ahead to the crash site! I have a plan!" yelled Master Hacker. "Hmm, looks like about a mile or so to the north," said Dan.

Night fell, Dan and Master Hacker were still walking. "Dan, do you hear something?" asked Master Hacker. Dan pulled out his plasma pistol. "Huh?" He looked up at the moon and saw a silhouette of Birdman. The silhouette landed. "Hello, Dan,"

"Hey," Dan replied. Dan turned his head. He saw the Ishimura in the distance. "Finally, we found it!" exclaimed Dan.

Dan turned on the jetpack feature of his PAK and he flew toward the Ishimura. Master Hacker started crying. His scouters showed dark aura in Birdman. "Birdman, you betrayed us? How could you!?" asked Master Hacker. Dan reacted and stayed hovering in midair. "No, I'm not," said Birdman. Dan jumped back on the ground and walked towards his friends. "So Birdman, where have you been since you teleported away?" asked Dan.

Birdman started chuckling. "Nah, jk, I'm not Birdman! I'm Nega-Birdman! Birdman's evil counterpart!" proclaimed Nega-Birdman. He then teleported.

Dan and Master Hacker were shocked, but Nega-Birdman teleported right behind Dan and choked him.

Meanwhile, just 7 miles away from Dan and Master Hacker, a dark, lonely cave stood on a hill top with a warm glow coming out of it. Inside, sat Birdman, recovered and sad. "Why are they being so mean to me?' he asked himself.

Birdman heard a yell coming from outside the cave. It was Dan's. "Dan!?" yelled Birdman.

Meanwhile, Dan was still in Nega-Birdman's choke. Dan quickly turned on the jetpack feature of his PAK, but in reverse, burning Nega-Birdman's hand, thus letting go.

"WTF, man!" yelled Dan. Dan turned his left arm into a sword.

"And now I need a new robe! Do you have any idea how much it costs to get this design in Irken fabric!?" yelled Dan. Dan charged at Nega-Birdman. "AH!!!"

Just then, Birdman teleported behind Dan.

"Nega-Birdman!" yelled Birdman. "Hello, father," said Nega-Birdman. Dan frozed in midair. "FATHER!?" yelled Dan.

"Yes, I'm a dad," said Birdman. "When I was 10, I was working on a clone. But 3 years later, the day I recieved my powers, some of my new bird DNA was released into him. 2 years ago, I found him and I thought I killed him since I threw him into the vacuum of space," explained Birdman. "Yes father, but I landed on this ball of dirt and I made the Necromorphs show some respect for me as well as making them civilized creatures. Not only that, I made Nega versions of your friends!!! Appear to them, my generals and soldiers!" ordered Nega-Birdman.

Just then, Nega-Dan, Nega-Master Hacker and their Necromorph soldiers appeared from a hillside.

"Attack the Irken and the cyborg! I'll handle my father!" ordered Nega-Birdman, as him and Birdman teleported away.

Chapter 3: The Battles

Nega-Birdman's Nega-Generals and Necromorph Army began to approach Dan and Master Hacker. "Master Hacker, I'll handle Nega me, you handle the Nega you. As for the Necromorphs..."

Dan pulled his regular arm out and blasted the ground. Out popped dead Ishimura soldiers from another hillside. They charged toward the Necromorph soldiers and a battle broke out.

Dan started charging at Nega-Dan.

At the same time, Master Hacker sent a flare to summon Death Sonic and his fleet. "Death Sonic, we need your help! Bring your whole sky fleet! We're gonna have some fun with these guys," asked Master Hacker.

At the same time, Dan and his Nega counterpart were still battling. Dan charged at Nega-Dan, but Nega-Dan jumped out of the way.

"Ugh, I missed!" exclaimed Dan. Dan then remembered something and began to chuckle. He quickly pulled out the video watch he owns. He sent a video message to Death Sonic. "Yo, death dude, bring my ship if you would, please," asked Dan.

While Dan was sending the message, he didn't notice that Nega-Dan pulled out his own sword hand and charged at Dan. Dan quickly noticed and barely moved out of the way. However, he sliced Dan's Necromorph Robes off.

"Come on, you think I don't know my own moves!?" taunted Dan.

"And now I need a completely new robe!" yelled Dan.

At the same time, Master Hacker was able to get Death Sonic to talk with him. "Please send me your coordinates. My ship will track it down," said Death Sonic. "'39-38, 98: Dead Space Sector," said Master Hacker.

"OK, we are arriving in T-5 seconds," said Death Sonic. He logged and began to think.

"Hmm, it looks like they need our help," thought Death Sonic. He turned to his generals. "Deploy the heavy armor! Tanks attack! All ships fire your rockets!" he ordered. His generals did what they were told and fire began on the Necromorphs, helping the dead Ishimura soldiers.

Meanwhile, Nega-Master Hacker began to charge Master Hacker, but he jumped out of the way.

He turned his hands into guns and shot Nega him.

He then turned his arm into a bazooka and blew up Nega-Master Hacker.

Master Hacker landed next to Nega-Master Hacker's remains and laughed at it.

Meanwhile, Birdman and Nega-Birdman were preparing for their battle. Birdman took the remains of his jacket and bandages off, being shirtless while Nega-Birdman just took his jacket off. "Father, why did you abandon me!?" asked Nega-Birdman. "I had no choice! I would've been killed!" exclaimed Birdman.

They then began to battle. Birdman kicked Nega-Birdman in the face, but Nega-Birdman kicked the air out of Birdman. Quickly getting back up, Burdman blasted Nega-Birdman in the face, with blood coming out of his beak mouth. Just for laughs, Nega-Birdman titty-twisted Birdman. Birdman bit Nega-Birdman in the neck, leaving a huge gash there. Nega-Birdman kicked Birdman in rhe face, also giving him a bloody beak mouth. While Nega-Birdman continulously kicked Birdman in face, Birdman quickly crotch kicked him.

Agonized in pain, Nega-Birdman got pissed, so grabbed Birdman in a choke.

Meanwhile, Dan was still fighting Nega-Dan.

Death Sonic still hadn't responded back to his video message. Nega-Dan was charging from behind. He blocked. Dan sent Death Sonic another video message. "Death, did you bring my ship!?" asked Dan. Nega-Dan charged at Dan again, but blocked again.

Nega-Dan flew back, so did Dan. Dan charged at Nega-Dan, but Nega-Dan jumped out of the way.

Dan face-slammed into the side of the Ishimura. Nega-Dan charged at Dan with a direct and they both ripped a hole into the Medic Winf of the Ishimura. Nega-Dan began to beat up Dan.

Nega-Dan took out his sword hand and chopped off Dan's sword hand. Dan grabbed his sword hand with his other arm while Nega-Dan was readying himself for a face crusher. With his detached sword hand, Dan stabbed Nega-Dan's PAK, his life source. "Haha... ten minutes," said Dan.

Dan kicked Nega-Dan off him, put his foot on his chest and cracked his rib cage. "You can break my bones, tear apart my robe, kill me, BUT NO ONE MESSES WITH THE ARM! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TOKE ME TO MAKE THIS THING!? To merge human and Irken tech?" explained Dan. He cracked Nega-Dan's rib cage more.

"You'll die in ten minutes, I ain't gonna bother with you anymore," and Dan walked away from Nega-Dan, through the hole and pulled out his video watch.

"Nega-Dan is taken care of, how are you guys?" asked Dan. Death Sonic finally responded back. "I'm doing great. If you need any help, I'll bring a medic ship to fix any one up. And I mean everyone!" said Death Sonic. "Send me one please," said Dan.

Meanwhile, Birdman and Nega-Birdman were badly injured snd were taking a breather. "See father, the original may die sometimes!"

Birdman got pissed by that remark and went Super Fire Bird. He charged at Nega-Birdman, but Nega-Birdman teleported them to random places.

They teleported from Namek to the Super Mario Galaxy. From Space Colony ARK to Irk.

Meanwhile, Death Sonic began to complain. "No fair! They're having too much fun down there!" complained Death Sonic. One of his generals spoke up. "My leader, it is dangerous out there. We do not want to risk you dying,"

"Don't worry, my friend. I'll be fine. Now give me the Meta-Jet 22. I want some fun and if anything happens, I'll report it," said Death Sonic.

Meanwhile, the Medic Ship left as Dan looked at his reattached arm.

Dan went to Nega-Dan, took his Necromancer Robes and put it on. "The yellow is not really my color, but it will have to do,"

Dan jumped out the Ishimura again through the hole. He pulled out his video watch, for he had forgotten to tell Death Sonic about his ship when a message by Death Sonic appeared. "Yep,"

"Good," Dan sent back. Dan's ship, in auto-pilot, flew at Dan and landed behind him. He entered his ship and sent another message. "I'll be back, soon! I just got a message from Irk," said Dan, as he flew off into space.

He flew to Planet Irk, his home planet, to talk to The Tallest, the planet's leaders. He arrived on their main ship. A pair of spinning chairs were there. "Hello, my Tallest," said Dan politely.

The chairs turned around and simutaniously, they said "Hello, Dan. We've been expecting you," Dan sent down next to them. "So, what's going on?" asked Dan. "We're getting multiple death threats. Does it have to do with you or Zim?" asked Tallest Purple.

"No. However, I just had a vision to the future. The Irken Empire is to fall soon," said Dan. The Tallest got pissed. "We just wanted to erase the hate from the days of the rebellion, but we clearly see that you are still an enemy to the Irken Empire. Please leave, for we hope that the next time we meet, we'll be torturing you again. Oh guards!" yelled Tallest Red. "Don't worry, I'll throw myself out," said Dan, and he walked to his ship and flew back to Necromorph.

Meanwhile, Master Hacker looked through his options and noticed that cOS5 came out, so he updated and began to fly toward the sky. He turned into Super Master Hacker.

Master Hacker sensed that Birdman and Nega-Birdman had returned to the planet, so he teleported to their location. "Nega-Birdman, your time has come! All the evil you've done will now fall apart with your weak body! Malex Birdman, step aside, so I can tear this abomination limb from limb!"

Master Hacker charged toward Nega-Birdman, but an invisible barrier bounced him off.

Nega-Birdman saw Master Hacker trying multiple times to get through the barrier and got pissed. He opened a hole and blasted Master Hacker, knocking him out and sending him far away to the other side of the planet.

As Master Hacker flew off, Nega-Birdman saw Dan's ship land right next to the barrier, next to Birdman. "Well the Irkens are still our enemies. What I miss?" asked Dan. Dan stepped out of the ship and walked toward Birdman.

"Man, I hate this yellow," exclaimed Dan, still walking toward Birdman. However, Dan was zapped by the barrier.

He noticed the electric currents and stepped out of the way. He proceeded to talk to Birdman. "Nega-Dan's down, how's this fight?" asked Dan.

Birdman was furious that Dan and Master Hacker wanted to join his battle with Nega-Birdman, but he wanted to redeem himself from his last battle with Nega-Birdman two years ago. He began to speak telepathically with his members that were on this mission. "Guys, don't interfere! I created him, so I'll destroy him!"

Birdman teleported behind Nega-Birdman, but Nega-Birdman had been expecting this move and grabbed Birdman in a choke.

With his other arm, Nega-Birdman opened a hole through the barrier and blasted Dan into space.

Nega-Birdman raised Birdman's knocked out body, threw him into the ground so deep, that lava came out. Birdman was dead.

"Haha! I've killed him!" yelled Nega-Birdman maniacally.

Chapter 4: Death of the Birdman; Fusion Battle

Meanwhile, not knowing of the events that had happened to his fallen comrade, Dan was still being blasted until he finally came to a stop. "Well, I'm firetrucked,"

Dan pulled out a button that called his ship. The ship came next to him and he began to enter it. He turned on the engine and was getting ready to fly back to Necromorph. He began to hear rumbling noises on top of his ship. He looked out the front window and Nega-Birdman's head appeared from the top of Dan's ship.

He grabbed Dan by the neck, pulled him out of the cockpit and threw him back down to Necromorph, making a hole on the roof of the Ishimura.

Death Sonic had been watching the battles on one huge screen, as if it was Pay-Per-View. He sent some AI ships after Nega-Birdman, as well as getting Dan's ship.

The raid was unsuccessful, for Nega-Birdman blew them all up except for one who had taken Dan's ship safely to the DarkStar.

Nega-Birdman teleported back into his barrier. He looked up and saw an outraged Death Sonic piloting the Meta-Jet 22 blowing up the barrier.

Nega-Birdman decided to "visit" Death Sonic, so he teleported onto the Meta-Jet, pushed Death Sonic to the floor and chuckled. "One by one, I'll eliminate the B-Team!"

Nega-Birdman looked into the sky and saw the DarkStar fleet. "Nice fleet you got there. Mind if I can make a copy?" asked Nega-Birdman sarcastically.

Nega-Birdman blasted Death Sonic's fleet and made a copied "Nega" version of it a few miles away. A space battle broke out.

Meanwhile, Dan got up and touched his bruised up head.

Nega-Birdman noticed that Dan had awokened from his fall, so he teleported Dan up into the Meta-Jet and took Dan and Death Sonic as his prisoners on his Nega fleet. "I'll have you guys executed personally by me! There is no one to stop me! Birdman is dead and I don't know where Master Hacker is, but you're screwed!" exclaimed Nega-Birdman.

Later, Death Sonic couldn't hold the fact that he was losing, so he blasted a hole to the floor and yelled at Nega-Birdman. "You think you can defeat me? There is no end to my power! It's too great for you to handle! I have the power of the dark and the light! You can't defeat me and you never will!"

Just from behind teleported Master Hacker ready for a fight. "You will continue to thwart us no longer! Though we don't look like we are brothers, we are and we fight like we are!"

"When I was born, I was born with a twin named Thom. However, he was born a hedgehog with hair black as death. Our father, who was Death, saw a big thing in him, so he took him and changed his name to Death Sonic, while our mother took me.

He lived with Death for 12 years, while I, with hair bright as light, lived with our mom throughout that time. However, on Death's Domain, a war broke out between the Light Angels and the Dark Angels. Death Sonic was evacuuated from Death's Domain and was sent to me.

Our mother put a human mask on and rechanged his name to the name he was born with: Thom. He went to school with me and the B-Team members you see today!

After the B-Team moved away from Birdman, Thom left me and my mother, for he had inherited his own fleet. After he left, I was hit by a truck and I was left for dead, but Thom revived me as the cyborg you see today.

From then on, I took the name Master Hacker, while Thom reclaimed the name Death Sonic. Together, we can't be defeated!"

Death Sonic and Master Hacker began to look at each other. "Death Sonic! Let's fuse!" yelled Master Hacker.

Dan watched in awe as he saw Death Sonic and Master Hacker fly through the ceiling.

As they began to float in space, Death Sonic and Master Hacker started to do the Fusion Dance, turning into Super Death Hacker.

But from behind teleported Nega-Birdman and pushed them hard to Necromorph.

Death Hacker quickly got back up. "Do not take us for some conjurer of cheap tricks. Stop making us look weak. Together, we are unstoppable!" yelled Death Hacker.

Nega-Birdman teleported from behind and kicked Death Hacker sky high.

Meanwhile, Dan was still in his jail cell watching Death Hacker losing to Nega-Birdman when he had an idea to get out. Dan slowly walked up to the bars, pulled out his flamethrower arm and blasted at the music listening Necromorph Guard, melting the bars in the process.

Dan got into an escape pod and put its coordinates to Necromorph. He left the prison ship and flew through the battle between Death Sonic's fleet and Nega-Birdman's fleet.

Atlast, he landed on Necromorph, landing next to the Ishimura. He entered the hole that was created by him and Nega-Dan earlier. He ran to the control room and he ran to the engine and began to fix it. It took him a couple of seconds when all of a sudden, all the lights in the Ishimura turned on inside.

He pressed a button, shooting a tractor beam to space, hitting Nega-Birdman's fleet.

Dan began to chuckle as he witnessed Nega-Birdman's fleet crash on Necromorph, causing a huge crater.

Meanwhile, Death Hacker, now coming back frim his space trip, yelled at Nega-Birdman. "Now, it's time to bring the ultimate destruction. From the goddess of the light and from the darkness, please grant me your power!"

The sky went dark and a cloud appeared. It opened a hole and out came out the 7 Chaos Emeralds and the 16 Plates: Fire, Water, Electricity, Grass, Darkness, Normal, Ghost, Monster, Bug, Ice, Rock, Earth, Metal, Flying, Lava and Fighting.

With them appearing, Death Hacker grabbed hold of their power and began to charge with them. The sky flashed white and when it was all calm, Super Death Hacker came out as Super Death Hacker Level 2. "Now Nega, bring it,"

Death Hacker pulled out two light-saber type swords, one with light aura and one with dark aura. He put them next to each other and began to react to each other. The sword now had both auras and Death Hacker was ready to use the sword against Nega-Birdman.

Nega-Birdman teleported from behind Death Hacker and pushed him.

Nega-Birdman began to mock Death Hacker. "Haha! Seriously, I'm all dark! But I'm an exact copy of Birdman, I know all your guy's moves," he teleported behind Death Hacker again and pushed him once more, but this time Death Hacker caught himself.

"Seriously, just won't quit," mocked Nega-Birdman. Death Hacker got up and was shocked. In a choke, Nega-Birdman had knocked-out Dan. "If you blast me, you'll kill your friend!"

Panicking, Death Hacker blasted himself with dark aura and disappeared.

Nega-Birdman teleported to the sky with an unconcious Dan and found a dark figure, turning out to be Death Hacker, now in Dark Form. "Let him go or else! One strike from my sword and you're dead!" yelled Death Hacker.

Nega-Birdman chuckled. "I will kill Invader Dan!" he yelled as he dropped Dan from the sky, his body heading toward the hole Birdman had perished in earlier.

Quickly, Death Hacker snapped his fingers and his personal ship, the Meta-Jet 22, appeared and caught Dan, taking him away from the battle.

Nega-Birdman used the Force and got Death Hacker's sword. "What a nice sword, mind if I borrow it!" he yelled. Death Hacker blasted electricity at Nega-Birdman and sent him back to the ground, while using the Force to retain his sword. "Nice shock! Hope if you like it!"

Death Hacker made himself drop from the sky and slammed the ground with his sword, making vines come out of the hole and grabbing Nega-Birdman.

With Nega-Birdman a hold of, Death Hacker blasted Nega-Birdman with a million volts, but Nega-Birdman just chuckled. "Thanks, you just gave me even more power!" yelled Nega-Birdman.

Nega-Birdman teleported out of the vines, teleporting a few yards in front of Death Hacker. "Seriously, you're just bringing death to your front door!" mocked Nega-Birdman. Quickly, Death Hacker turned invisible and charged toward Nega-Birdman from behind. But Nega-Birdman had been expecting this and could still see Death Hacker. "To wussy to appear?" he asked as he punched Death Hacker into visibility.

Death Hacker quickly jumped back. "Impossible! You're not supposed to see nor sense me!" exclaimed Death Hacker. "Um, yes I can!" responded Nega-Birdman. Death Hacker charged toward Nega-Birdman, sword-ready, and left a cut in Nega-Birdman's arm, but Nega-Birdman just chuckled. "Every time you hit me, your attacks give me power!"

Death Hacker began to chuckle. "I put a death curse on your arms, you can't use them anymore," he said.

But Nega-Birdman chuckled back. "Fool, only Birdman or any other bird may cause damage upon me, for me, Birdman and the other birds have the same DNA!" he mocked. Death Hacker was shocked. "You think that's bad? Wait till you see this!" Nega-Birdman charged toward Death Hacker, grabs him and pulls out Master Hacker from their fusion, shocking Death Sonic.

Death Sonic grabbed Master Hacker and put him inside of him, but Nega-Birdman pulled Master Hacker out again and kicked Death Sonic sky high.

Death Sonic began to think. "I don't understand, I cursed his arms, he can't use them. Or can he?" he began to yell at Nega-Birdman. "Hmm, how about I put a death curse on you! That would be a lot easier. Man, that would ne too easy!"

Nega-Birdman didn't care. "Whatever, just say goodbye to Master Hacker!" he yelled.

Nega-Birdman charged a Dark Orb toward Master Hacker. Thinking another Dark Orb will come after him, Death Sonic surrounded himself with a Darkness Shield and charged toward Nega-Birdman to save his brother.

Master Hacker began to wake up, systems getting back online. Whispering, he asked himself "Where am I?" He saw a silhouette standing on a rock. He looked closely at it, quickly knowing who it was. "Yes..."

Death Sonic was still charging toward Nega-Birdman. "Master Hacker, no!" Master Hacker quickly jumped sky high, leaving Nega-Birdman and Death Sonic confused. However, a blast came from in front of Nega-Birdman, blasting his shirt off. "AH!" he yelled.

"Who did that!?" he asked. He looked toward where the blast came from. "Father," he muttered.

The blast came from Birdman. "Guys, get out now!!!"

Chapter 5: Death of a Planet

Master Hacker dropped next to Birdman. "How did you survive?" asked Master Hacker. "You see..."

Birdman began to speak. "Apparently, on the way down to "hell", I found out Necromorph's core was hollow. I was on the floor unconcious when a friendly Necromorph appeared and healed me and gave me these clothes. I sensed everything that was going on and I found something surprising in Dan's battle with Nega-Dan. Not only was Nega-Dan Dan's clone, but he was also a bomb capable enough to blow this planet up! When Dan stabbed Nega-Dan in his PAK, it detonated the bomb that would explode in 5 minutes. We only got 5 left. Nega-Birdman suspected that Dan or Master Hacker would be able to "cut the wire", so both wires were rigged. Not only that, when Nega-Birdman defeated Death Sonic's AI Ships, he teleported himself to Necromorph when Death Sonic had entered Necromorph's atmosphere so he can activate a force field only he could pass through. It may look like we are doomed, but there's another way: The Ishimura. Only the Ishimura or anything with its tech surrounding us can get us out,"

Death Sonic began to speak. "Or I can get us out. Let's call on my DarkStar247, make everything easier," "No! If you pass through the force field without any of the Ishimura's tech surrounding you, you will die!" explained Birdman. "Come on, we're gonna fight him together! Birdman, get over your pride and arrogance. If he's that powerful, we have to fight him together!" exclaimed Master Hacker. "No! You guys are so arrogant! I created him, I'll destroy him! Go to the Ishimura and leave! If I make it, leave me an escape pod," exclaimed Birdman.

There was an awful silence until Death Sonic broke it. "We are leaving,"

Birdman saw Death Sonic and Master Hacker running to a hillside. While running, Death Sonic contacted his Meta-Jet's computer. "Meta-Jet, come and pick me and Master Hacker up," he asked. "Right. Also, your friend Dan has awoken," the Meta-Jet replied.

The Meta-Jet 22 appeared in the sky. Death Sonic and Master Hacker jumped inside. Death Sonic ran to the computer and began contacting his fleet. "DarkStar247, I need you to evacuuate the from Necromorph's space and fly 200 miles away from the planet toward Earth. We got 4 and a half minutes till the bomb blows up," Dan got up from his bed in pain. "What happened?" he asked.

"Long story: You knocked cold, me and Death Sonic battled Nega-Birdman and lost, I almost died, Birdman comes back, tells us a force field and a bomb have been placed, you activated the bomb that was in Nega-Dan, only Ishimura can save us, leave Birdman an escape pod," explained Master Hacker.

The Meta-Jet entered through the Ishimura's hanger. Dan, Master Hacker and Death Sonic left the Meta-Jet 22, but encounter a Nega-Death Sonic. "Hello there..."

Death Sonic looked at his clone and gulped. "Master Hacker, take Dan to the cockpit, I'll handle this imposter!" Master Hacker and Dan left the room and two battles began: The Death Sonics and the Birdmen. In Death Sonic's battle, Death Sonic charged toward Nega-Death Sonic, but Nega-Death Sonic ducked. Nega-Death Sonic pulled out a ripoff sword and tried to stab Death Sonic, but Death Sonic jumped out on time. Charging in all of the darkness into his right index finger, Death Sonic blasted a Dark Energy Blast at Nega-Death Sonic, killing him in the process. Death Sonic smirked as he ran toward the cockpit to meet up with Dan and Master Hacker.

Meanwhile, Birdman still had problems of his own. Nega-Birdman kicked Birdman in the beak, bleeding right after. Birdman countered back with a punch to Nega-Birdman's gut, letting out a lot of air from Nega-Birdman. Nega-Birdman kicked Birdman in the knee really hard, Birdman yelped and quickly reacted by kneeing Nega-Birdman in the crotch.

Nega-Birdman realizes he is losing, so he readys himself to pull Birdman's heart out. Birdman sensed this and catched Nega-Birdman's fist and uppercutted him.

Birdman sent some thought waves to his friends. "Guys, I've made a hypothesis. If the clone has your DNA, he will feel pain!"

Nega-Birdman jumped back with a bad bruise in the chin and quickly made a shocked face. "30 seconds! I'll see you soon father!" he exclaimed as he teleported away. "Did he say 30 seconds!?" yelled Birdman in shock.

He quickly flew all over Necromorph to find the escape pod. 15 seconds remained when he found it. He quickly got in and turned on the auto-pilot to follow the Ishimura.

Meanwhile, Dan was pressing buttons like crazy as he activated the cannon. The cannon blasted toward the force field and breaking in the process. "A force field cracking vessel. I could get used to riding this," smirked Dan.

The Ishimura flew rapidly to meet up with Death Sonic's fleet and escape the destruction on Necromorph. 5 seconds remained.

Nega-Birdman's clock began to count down the last 5 seconds. "5, 4, 3, 2..."

At the same time, Birdman yelled "1" as he barely escaped Necromorph as it blew up.

Chapter 6: The Not-So Friendly Necromorph

"I'm gonna go check on my crew," said Death Sonic, getting on his Meta-Jet 22 and flying toward the DarkStar's Main Ship. He landed in the hanger and ran toward his control room. His generals had been waiting for him.

"It's great to see you back, Death Sonic... I mean Ultimate Death Sonic," cheered one of the generals. Up on screen, as if on cue, Dan appeared. "So how much you wanna bet they're still alive even after that explosion?" asked Dan. "Hmm, I don't know. Let's find out, shall we? Or do you prefer we work together?" asked Death Sonic.

"I'm fine with working together," said Dan. Dan pulled out some Ishimura blue prints he found in the cockpit. "Judging by these damages, we need a complete new hull, the secondary engines are fried and the mining rigs are all destroyed or overrun with what little Necromorphs weren't under Nega-Birdman's control," explained Dan. "OK, I'll play along, but don't try anything funny. Anyway, pull up to my ship or should I say, my 2nd Main Ship. The 2nd is as good as the one I'm in right now. My bots will assist you and ix anything you like. But please, do not try anything funny. Anyways, welcome to Meta-Warship 22," explained Death Sonic. "OK," replied Dan. The Meta-Warship began to dock with the Ishimura.

Meanwhile, Master Hacker began flying around space looking for any signs of Birdman or Nega-Birdman. "Birdman, I'm not kidding! Get your lazy butt up here! The ship's almost ready to take off!" yelled Master Hacker.

Meanwhile, Dan began to sigh. "Man, this trip was... interesting," Dan was getting bored so he called Death Sonic. "How long until the repairs are done?" asked Dan. One of Death Sonic's bots came from behind Dan. "THE REPAIRS WILL BE DONE IN 7 HOURS. PLEASE WAIT," said the bot. Death Sonic came up. "Yeah, what he said,"

Meanwhile, Master Hacker began to hear a whooshing noise behind him. He looked back and saw something flying toward the Ishimura. Dan heard the crash a few rooms away. "Well now the damages are worse,"

Dan walked toward where the crash was heard and was surprised to find the escape he dropped with Birdman inside, badly injured. Master Hacker landed next to Birdman. "Birdman, who taught you to land escape pods, because they did a bad job!" yelled Master Hacker.

"Oh well. Dan, insert this chip into your navigation. It will repair any selected area on the ship instantly! But it can only be used once every two days," explained Master Hacker. "Right, thanks. I have a feeling that since my ship can't teleport, it's gonna take a lot of damage on the way back to Earth," said Dan.

Dan began to look at the unconcious Birdman and began to think. "I feel bad for Birdman. He did warn us about Nega-Dan being a bomb,"

Dan began to yell at some of the bots. "Let's get him to the Medical Wing!" yelled Dan.

Later, Birdman was in his torn-up Medical Wing bed moaning. "Might still be a little torn up, but I'm sure it will still have something to help heal," explained Dan. Birdman began to speak a little. "Dan... find Smiley... I didn't save him on time!"

Dan was confused. "Smiley?" he asked. Death Sonic sent Dan a message. "The repairs are done. Please take a look!" said Death Sonic. Dan looked outside. The Ishimura was as good as new.

Birdman began to speak again. "He saved... my life... he was the friendly Necromorph who aved my life... please, I beg of you!" and Birdman fainted. Dan began to sigh. He sent a message to the crew. "Be on the lookout for any signs of life in the ruins of the planet," ordered Dan.

Dan looked out the window and noticed a shadow that looked like a Necromorph. "Necromorph?" asked Dan. Dan followed the shadow down the hall until he got to one of the mining rigs. A huge hole was in rig and Dan began to float around. "You forgot to put a gravity stabilizer in the mining rigs, Death Sonic," said Dan. Dan looked up and saw the shadow. He looked closely at it when... "NECROMORPH!!!" yelled Dan. Dan quickly pulled out his plasma pistol when Birdman ran in the rig. "It's Smiley!"

Dan just looked at the Necromorph. "Oh," Dan looked at his plasma pistol floating around. "Someone fix the gravity!!" yelled Dan. Smiley the Necromorph blasted Dan's feet and Dan was grounded to the floor. "A little warning next time," asked Dan. Dan's PAK grabbed Dan's still floating Plasma Pistol and put it away. Dan sighed. "So uh, hi," said Dan, nervous.

A voice began to speak in both Birdman's and Dan's brain. It was Smiley's. "Hello. I can't speak, so I'm speaking to you telepathically," said Smiley.

Dan was shocked. "Wait! If Necromorphs are dead corpses of other alien races, HOW ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH TO SPEAK TELEPATHICALLY!!!" yelled Dan.

Smiley began to explain. "You see, Necromorphs were once civilized dead corpses and I was their leader,"

Dan yelled again. "Wait! I just thought of something! If the Nega-Dan's PAK was the bomb and it exploded, but he was in the medical wing when I stabbed him? So wouldn't that mean that the Ishimura would have been the center of the blast!? Dude, WTF. I don't get it," explained Dan.

"I threw him off before I went to confront Nega-Birdman a second time," said Birdman. "I just remembered something! Smiley taught me how to speak Necromorph! I'll go translate the message!" said Birdman cheerfully.

Dan sucked the blast out of his feet and began to float again. "I prefer defying gravity,"

Birdman looked at Dan with a shocked face. "Invader Dan is not as he seems!"

Dan looked at the screen. "Say what!?" he yelled, and he blasted at the computer, blowing up the computer monitor. Dan began to flee from Birdman.

Birdman looked at Dan with anger. "Traitor! You coward!" yelled Birdman. Birdman blasted Dan with a Fire Blast and sent him back to the ground. Dan ripped off Nega-Dan's coat off him to stay cool. "Did you ever think for a second that it was a way that Nega-Birdman would get us to turn on each other!" exclaimed Dan.

Smiley's voice came back. "No!" Birdman and Dan looked at Smiley. "No what?" asked Dan. "Oh and by the way..." Dan punched Birdman in the face. "That's for blasting me!" exclaimed Dan. "No I sent it," said Smiley.

Dan looked at Smiley confused. "What do you mean you sent it?" asked Dan.

"You Irkens! You almost wiped out us Necromorphs!" exclaimed Smiley.

"Well duh! That's sorta what we do. The human race was lucky that I got the Tallest to put it under the Protected Planet List or we would have way more alien invasions then we already do," explained Dan.

"An Irken named Zim killed my wife," said Smiley, with a tear going down his cheek.

Dan began to think. "Zim..." Dan's PAK began to open up, popping out his SIR unit, Mimi. "Yo Mimi. You know an Irken named Zim?" asked Dan. "Yes,"

"Where is he!!! That monster!!!" exclaimed Smiley.

"I could call the Tallest to see if they know, though they're mad at me at the moment so let's see what happens," said Dan. Smiley had an evil grin.

5 Minutes Later, Dan finished his call. "Looks like he's back on Earth," said Dan.

Smiley kept grinning. "Thanks, Irken," Smiley blasted a Death Beam towards Dan, but Birdman jumped in the way, killing him. Dan looked down at his fallen comrade. "HOLY!"

Dan looked at Smiley with hatred as he blasted him with his Plasma Pistol, hitting him through his mouth. Dan pulled out the knife of the Necromorph he had killed back in the Prison Ship. "I knew this would come in handy!" said Dan as he tomahawked it at Smiley's heart, killing him. Dan looked at Birdman's dead body, but his ghost popped up. "Resurrect me," Birdman pleaded. "Um, how?" asked Dan.

Dan smacked himself in the face. "Oh wait! I'm a Necromancer! Duh!" Dan blasted Birdman with a Resurrection Spell. "Sorry, I forgot," said Dan at his old comrade. Birdman had a worried face. "Who knows how many times I've died," said Birdman. "We'll just say you need 3 more deaths and I'll give you a free taco!" said Dan with glee.

Birdman yelled at Dan with all his breath. "WTF!" he yelled.

"What? Is it wrong to give a prize for dying?" asked Dan, nervously.

"I'll be right back," said Birdman as he teleported away. A few minutes later, Birdman returned with Zim's dead body. Dan just looked at Birdman. "What?" asked Birdman. "Nothing," said Dan. Birdman looked toward space. "Atleast Smiley can rest in peace. Zim is dead. Just like you wanted Smiley," said Birdman. "Set a course for home!" Birdman ordered Dan.

Meanwhile, on Nega-Birdman's remaining ship, one of Nega-Birdman's Necromorph Generals walked toward Nega-Birdman. "Sir, how shall we kill the B-Team next?" asked the general. "Come closer," ordered Nega-Birdman. The Necromorph did what was told. Nega-Birdman began to whisper into the Necromorph's ear. "Right, boss. I will tell the crew," said the Necromorph gleefully as he left the room.

Nega-Birdman began to think to himself. "Soon, father. He will rise,"

To Be Continued...

The B-Team: Aftermath Adventures: The Nega-Birdman Saga: Part 2 of 4: Party of Doom!

Trivia

Even though this story is in the third series of The B-Team, it was actually the first one written by Alex Sosa, Daniel Prado, Corbin Baldwin and Thom Troung.

Necromorphs are based off the creatures by the same name in the Dead Space series.

Negas stand for Negative, so that's why they are called Nega-(Insert Name Here), because they have evil in them.

Gio the Ninja and Dr. Joker do not appear in this issue, though they both will appear in future parts of this saga.

When Nega-Birdman throws Birdman into the core of Necromorph, it referenced the scene in Dragon Ball Z in the Frieza Saga when Frieza punched Goku down to a lava point.

When Death Hacker unleashed the plates, the plates referenced elements in Pokemon and some from Naruto.

When Necromorph is to blow up, it is a reference to Dragon Ball Z in the Frieza Saga when Namek is to blow up. Birdman even goes to an escape pod to save himself just like Goku did.